NIGHTMARE #1

After a long night of making love,the young guy rolled
over,pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his
lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at
hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she
replied. He opened the draw of the bedside table and found a box
of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another
man. naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your
husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she
replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he
asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at
his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the
bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me
before the operation."

NIGHTMARE #2

The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage,so he
was trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came
from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to
himself, "what should I do?" "Oh-I know." He proceeded to get
under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to
gently squirm and moan in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body
spasms with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwards, the
man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth.
When he got there, the light was on and he saw his
wife there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are
you doing in here?!?" She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at
the bed, You'll wake your mother"

NIGHTMARE #3

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to
kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts
feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with
his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her, "Honey,
would you give me a blow job?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you
mad? My parents will see us!" Oh come on! Who's gonna see us
at this hour?" He asks grinning at her. No, please.
Can you imagine if we get caught?" "Oh come on!
There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" "No
way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I love
you so much?!?" "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I
just can't!" "Oh yes you can. Please?" Out of the
blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's
sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and
in a sleepy voice she says, Dad says to go ahead and
give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need be,
mom says she can come down herself and do it But for
God's sake tell him to take his hand off the inter
com!"