One day a teacher asked her students to tell her about a book they read without using baby talk.

The first student raised his hand and said I read a book about a "Choo Choo Train." The teacher said that was baby talk and moved onto the next student.

I read a book about a "brum Brum." "Nope." The teacher said/ "Thats baby talk!"

Little Johnny raised his hand and said " You don't want baby talk?!" Little Johnny asked. "No" Said the teacher. "Ok then, I read a book about Whinnie the Shit!"