A man returns from 9 months at sea with no women. With a fist full of money from his paycheck, he goes looking for hookers. Every hooker he found wanted $200 for for a piece of ass. Finally he gives in and reaches an agreement with a hooker for $200 bucks. He immediately starts whacking off furiously. The hooker stands back and says " you just paid 200 bucks for sex, what in the hell are you doing?" He says for those prices, bitch, you ain't getting the easy one."