A man is having sex with the farmers daughter in her fathers field. They hear the farmers tractor coming so they jump in his truck, still completely naked.

They make it a little way down the road and are in a very bad accident. The boyfriend is badly injured and is unable to get out of the truck. He tells the girl to go find some help. She is still naked and is unable to reach her clothes, so she just grabs his boots and does her best to cover herself up.

About a half mile down the road, she sees a police officer and she runs up to him in a panic.

"Officer, officer!" she exclaims. "My boyfriend is stuck and I need your help to get him out!"

The officer looks at her totally exposed except for the boots covering her crotch and says, "Sorry, ma'am, but if he's that far in, there's just no hope for him."