A woman and her husband are in the hospital, she is struggling having the baby so the doctor brings out four pills and he tells her each of these pills takes away a quarter of the pain, but sends it to the father of the baby.

So she takes one and her husband says "Women are wimps, I feel no pain"

Then she takes another and her husband says "Man this doesn't hurt."

So she takes, two more and has no problem having the baby and neither her nor her husband are in pain.

When he leaves the hospital he meets his buddy for a drink, His buddy says "Man, I was taking a shit today and Godamned did it feel like i was giving birth!"