No toilet paper
Phuck_eBaum
Published
07/27/2008
Walking into a bar having to use the bathroom REALLY bad a man walks up to the bartender ans askswhere the bathroom is.
Over to the left down the hall on the right.
"Thanks" said the man.
About 30 seconds later the man walks out in a hurry back up to the bar and tells the bartender that there is no toilet paper. the bartender simply replies just wipe with a dollar were out.
Kind of angry the guy walks back into the bathroom does his business and walks out all bow-legged and limping in a funny way.
As he walks up to the bar again the bartender asks why are you walking so funny sir?
the guy replies why dont you try wiping your ass with 2 quaters 3 dimes 3 nickels and 5 pennies!
Over to the left down the hall on the right.
"Thanks" said the man.
About 30 seconds later the man walks out in a hurry back up to the bar and tells the bartender that there is no toilet paper. the bartender simply replies just wipe with a dollar were out.
Kind of angry the guy walks back into the bathroom does his business and walks out all bow-legged and limping in a funny way.
As he walks up to the bar again the bartender asks why are you walking so funny sir?
the guy replies why dont you try wiping your ass with 2 quaters 3 dimes 3 nickels and 5 pennies!
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