A man is convicted of a white collar crime and is sentenced to 20 years in prison. This is a serious problem for this man because he’s not exactly cut out for prison life....but he’s going.
The guard walks him down the corridor and they stop in front of a cell with the door open. He looks inside and sees a huge, ugly man in there. The guard pushes him in and slams the door behind him.
The man sits on the bed across from the huge ugly man. The huge ugly man says "seein how we’s gonna be in the same cell for the next 20 years, one of us is gonna have to be the momma and one of us is gonna have to be the pappa.......I’m gonna let you decide."
The new prisoner says "well sir, I definately think I would prefer to be the pappa." The huge ugly man says..."Well alright then - get over here and suck mommas dick."