A blonde lived on a farm. He didn't get many visitors, so I went to see him...when I got there, he was standing stiff as a board, out in the middle of the cow paddock. I yelled out to him, and asked what he was doing standing out there all still and straight.

He replied that he was trying to win a Nobel Prize.

I said, "Well, that's great, but what are you doing in the paddock?"

He replied, "I was reading the newspaper, and it said all you had to do to win the Nobel Prize was to be outstanding in your field."