A 911 operator received a phone call from a hysterical man who shouted "My friend is dead! He was hit by a car and his body flipped in the air and his shoes were thrown from his feet and I--"
"Hold on there sir," said the operator. "Before we get ahead of ourselves we need to make sure your friend is actually dead."
A moment of silence ensued followed by a loud gunshot. The friend said, "Ok, now what?"