A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced

up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized

she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took

the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,




"Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual

Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston.



He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen

sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your

business at this convention?"



"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my

personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"



"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are

the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American

Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is

that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican

descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with

absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."



Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm

sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't

even know your name."





"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Fuentes, but my friends call me Bubba