20 things to do in an elevator

1.when theres only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasnt you.
2.push all the buttons and pretend to get shocked.
3.ask people if you can push their buttons, but hit the wrong ones.
4.call a psychic hotline and ask if they know what floor youre on.
5. hold open the doors and say youre waiting for a friend. after a while, let the doors close and say "hi greg. how've you been?"
6.drop a pen,wait for someone to pick it up for you, and scream "thats mine!"
7.bring a camera and take pictures of everyone.
8.move a desk into the elevator, and when someone gets on, ask "do you have an apointment?"
9.lay down a twister mat and ask everyone to play.
10.put a box in a corner, and ask everyone if they hear ticking.
11.pretend your a flight attendant and review emergency procedures with everyone.
12.stand really close to someone. keep sniffing them.
13.when the doors close, announce to everyone "dont panic! they open again!"
14.swat at flys that arnt there.
15.tell people you can see their aura.
16.call out "group hug!" and enforce it.
17.smile while smacking your head and muttering "just shut up, all of you!"
18.crack open your bag and ask "got enough air in there?"
19.stand silent in the corner, facing the wall. dont get off.
20.stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror "youre one of THEM!" and back away slowly.