Mr. Jones is in his Dr.s office getting his yearly physical. They discuss his health and a few days later the Dr. see's Mr. Jones walking along the street with a hot young blonde on his arm. Two weeks later Mr. Jones is in the Dr.s office again.

The Dr. says so Mr. Jones you seem to be doing pretty well.

Yep doc. he says. I'm just following your advice.

The Dr. thinks about this for a few minutes and finally says Just exactly what advice did I give you?

Mr. Jones smiles and said you said to be cheerful and get yourself a hot momma.

The Dr. looks shocked and said no, no, no Mr. Jones

I said be careful you've got a heart murmur