Fred, Sam and John decided to take one last adventure before they got any older and get serious with they're careers and girlfriends, so they went to the amazons but got lost!!, when all of the sudden they see a tribe surrounding them , and they appeared cannibals.

Surprisingly some of the tribe members spoke english, the tribe chief approach the tourist and said kill them and cook them.

The whole tribe started singing and dancing, but this guys started yelling and kicking, so the tribe chief propose a challenge and promise to spare their lives and let them go if they pass two single tasks. The guys immediately agreed.

Task # 1

Collect 10 pieces of fruit of the same kind under an hour and come back.


Sam was the first one back and came back with 10 apples.


Task # 2


Shove the 10 pieces of fruit in your ass without making a single expression on your face and your life will be spared.


First apple went in no problem so as the second, but on the third one he twitched his eye.


KILL HIM!!

And so they did.



John came 2 min later with 10 cherries


Task # 2


Shove the 10 pieces of fruit in your ass without making a single expression on your face and your life will be spared.


John was just sailing thru his last task when he was about to shove the ninth cherry started laughing.


KILL HIM!!


And so they did.



John meets up with Sam in heaven, and Sam is like WTF man you had it why you laugh!!

"Couldn't help it man, saw Fred coming in with 10 pineapples.