a man doesnt know what to name his bar. so the man says he will name it after the next person who walks in. a women named jane walks in and she has nice legs, so he names the bar "Janes Legs. the next day he walks over to his bar and sees a poor man standing outside the door, he asks the man "what are you doing? the man replies Im waiting for Janes Legs to open so i can get a drink.