A nurse is giving a sponge bath to a woman in a coma when she notices a response on the vital-signs monitor when she touches the lady's private parts.

She is amazed and thinking fast she goes to find the woman's husband. She explains to him what happened and suggests that oral sex just might bring her out of the coma. The husband is no so sure but finally agrees because he loves his wife so much. So he goes in his wife's hospital room and after a few minutes, alarms go off as the woman's monitor flat-lines.

The nurse rushes into the room and finds the husband pulling up his jeans.

"What is going on?" yells the nurse.

"I don't know." says the man. "She must have choked!