One day, a man is walking in the forest. He comes across a shack that is two stories tall. He thinks it's a bit strange but he is curious, so he knocks on the door. A small asian man opens the door and says "You truspass! I will torture you!"

So the asian man picks up a rock and hits the man in the face. The man gets knocked out. When the man wakes up, he is in a bed with a rock on his chest. There is a note on the rock that says 'Chinese Torture #1: Rock on chest'

The man thought that this wasnt too bad so he picks up the rock and throws it out the window. He notices another note on the window. It said 'Chinese Torture #2: Left testicle tied to rock'

He quickly jumps out the window to follow the rock and save his manhood. Still holding the card, he realizes something is on the back. He flips it over, and it says 'Chinese Tourture #3: Right testicle tied to bed'