There was a German, an American and a Mexican in a small boat. In the middle of their journey the boat started to sink. The three guys thought quickly. The German grabbed a keg of beer and threw into the sea and said, "No problem, we got enough of this in my country to go around." The Mexican grabs a case full of tequila and throws it unto the sea and says, "We got enough of these to go around in Mexico." The American is grinning, he then picks up the Mexican and throws him into the sea, "We got enough of these in my country."