A little boy and a little girl were in his room going through the discovery stage (i’ll show you mine if you show me yours) As they got even more brave and curious, the little boy was told by the little girl, Hey, why don’t you take yer pee-bug and put it in (pointing to her vagina) he nodded and began to push her legs apart. Just as he was about to do that his mother flung open the door and yelled, " don’t do that! don’t you know she has teeth down there and that she will bite your weiner right off?

The little boy imediately stopped and ran behind his mother. From that day forward, throughout his life she continued to tell him this tale and warned him not to repeat it to anyone.

As time went on, he grew to manhood. He found the girl of his dreams after some time, he asked her to marry him.

On their wedding night his new bride began to get undressed and motioned him to come and get into bed. He did so. She said that it was time for him to fullfill his "husbandly duties" He said, honey, I’ll do whatever you want ,but I will not stick my weiner in there-pointing to her vagina, you have teeth down there!. He explained his mother had warned him of where girls will try to trick guys into doing that and when they do, the girls have teeth down there and bite the weiners off of the guys!"
She imediately scolded him and said, " I don’t have teeth down there!" If you do’t beleive me, look for yourself!"

Not wanting to think his bride was a liar, he grabbed the bedlamp and shined the light around the area. As he was closely looking she said, "you see any teeth?" He looked even closer saying , ’no, I don’t see any teeth down her, and it’s no wonder, your gums are in horrible shape!