An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk rocker gets on. The punk rocker’s hair is
red, green, yellow and orange. He has feather earrings.
When he sees the old man staring at him, the punk rocker says, "What’s the matter old
man? Didn’t you ever do anything wild when you were a young guy?"
The old guy says in reply "Yeah. One time I screwed a parrot. I thought maybe you
were my kid."