The privacy partition in the confessional booth slides
and an excited voice bursts through the screen,
"Father, I gotta tell you what happened to me last
night. I'm 90 years old, and I made love to two 18 year
old women for eight hours last night!"

The stunned priest, replies incredulously, "You did
WHAT?!"

"I said, I'm 90 years old, and I made love to two
eighteen year old women last night for eight hours."

The stern father replies, "Boy I've been waiting all my
life for a guy like you. I'm gonna give you a penance
like you'll never forget."

To which the voice replies, "Father, you can't give me
a penance."

"Why not?" asks the man of the cloth.

"Because I'm Jewish," claims the voice.

A perplexed father asks, "Then why are you telling me?"

"I'm telling everyone!!!"