Philosphical Wonderings


The reason I am writing this is because I want to see if other have the same views as me (like I give a damn what you think) and to express myself. Also, this is for all those who agree with me but are too lazy to write.

Now, I don't have much experience in this world, but I believe I've soaked enough to give an opinion about it. I'm not a very violent person, so you won't be reading too much about me wanting to rip someone's liver out but anger is included for all you psychos.

I have a couple of philosophies in life, most of which I ponder while on the toilet, or while fuckin my girl. They are in no order whatsoever, well actually, some of the real good ones are in the beginning, so start there (as if you'd start at the end).

1. "Don't do exactly what other people tell you to do all the time,
but use it to your advantage and climb to the top, destroying all who cross your path. Anyway, if you follow all orders, you'll
never have anything to show people what YOU have done."

2. "Take care of yourself first, before anyone else-you're gonna have
to live with yourself for the rest of your stinkin life. This
doesn't imply health conciousness, but an awarness of the fact
that YOU are more important than anyone else."

3. "When you feel yourself getting mad as a pit bull, calm down, count to ten, THEN kick his ass."

4. "When you occupy yourself by thinking of all the people you want to kill, stop and say to yourself, 'Hey, couldn't I be fuckin some
girl right now?' And if you ARE fuckin a girl at the moment, take
a look at where this relationship is actually going."

5. "Explore different personalities, get to master each one. You can
really confuse people like that. Give 'em one guy one day, then the
next, give 'em something totally different. Nobody will able to
predict what the hell you're gonna do next. That's cool."

6. "Help other people out (only when it's convenient for YOU-refer to
#1.) but NEVER give them any information that they could use
against you or that could aid in your humiliation or other stuff
that sucks."

7. "Expose yourself to different sorts of people, foods, etc. Then
reject them all and sit in your room and call boards."

I was gonna think of ten, and call them a modification of the Ten
Commandments, but I don't feel like it. Anyway, it's not like they're rules you have to follow.