Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I Get!

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!

You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention!

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.