Two finalists in a poetry competition are given the word TIMBUKTU to use in a poem.
1st finalist writes;
Slowly cross the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan,
Men on camels 2 by 2,
Destination TIMBUKTU.

Irish finalist writes;
Me & Tim a hunting went,
Met 3 whores in a pop up tent,
They was 3 and we was 2,
So I bucked 1 and
TIMBUKTU !