An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are you doingmentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?' George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, sohe's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go thebathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goesoff.' 'Wow, that's wonderful,' the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife, Ethel, andsays, 'George is doing fine, but I had to call you because I'm in awe ofhis relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the nightand poof! The light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof!The light goes off?' 'Oh, my God!' Ethel exclaims. 'He's peeing in the refrigerator again!'