President Clinton hires a receptionist.
DarthTolkien
Published
12/18/2008
President Clinton needed to hire a receptionist for his Harlem office. His people went through an extensive search for the right person for the job, They interviewed hundreds of women. They gave them each IQ tests, personality tests, and background checks. After weeks of searching and sorting through all the test results they narrowed down the search to three women: a blond, a red head, and a brunette. His people told him they were all really close in experience so he needed to come up with a way to put one over the top,
He decided to pose one simple ethical question to all of them. The question was: "If you found a fifty dollar bill at the grocery store what would you do with it?"
He asked them all to come in and had each of them come into the room seperately so he could pose his question.
The blond was first so he asked her :"If you found a fifty dollar bill at the grocery store what would you do with it?"
The blond's response was:"I would keep it. Finder's keeper's!"
He thanked her for her time and asked her to wait in the waiting room and please send in the next candidate. The next one up was the red head.
He next asked the red head.:"If you found a fifty dollar bill at the grocery store what would you do with it?"
She said: "I would turn it in to store management. It's their store so the money belongs to the store." He thanked her and asked her to wait in the waiting room and if she would send in the last candidate.
The brunette came in and he asked her: :"If you found a fifty dollar bill at the grocery store what would you do with it?"
She replied :"I would turn it in along with my name and phone number. If no one claimed it I think I should get it."
President Clinton asked her to go in the waiting room. He knew exactly who he was going to hire.
Do you know which one he hired?
The one with the biggest tits.
He decided to pose one simple ethical question to all of them. The question was: "If you found a fifty dollar bill at the grocery store what would you do with it?"
He asked them all to come in and had each of them come into the room seperately so he could pose his question.
The blond was first so he asked her :"If you found a fifty dollar bill at the grocery store what would you do with it?"
The blond's response was:"I would keep it. Finder's keeper's!"
He thanked her for her time and asked her to wait in the waiting room and please send in the next candidate. The next one up was the red head.
He next asked the red head.:"If you found a fifty dollar bill at the grocery store what would you do with it?"
She said: "I would turn it in to store management. It's their store so the money belongs to the store." He thanked her and asked her to wait in the waiting room and if she would send in the last candidate.
The brunette came in and he asked her: :"If you found a fifty dollar bill at the grocery store what would you do with it?"
She replied :"I would turn it in along with my name and phone number. If no one claimed it I think I should get it."
President Clinton asked her to go in the waiting room. He knew exactly who he was going to hire.
Do you know which one he hired?
The one with the biggest tits.
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