A father and his little girl decided they should go to the Inauguration of President Obama. They got there early so they could be towards the front. The little girl looked around and asked:
"Daddy, why are there American flags everywhere?"
Dad replies "Well, honey. Today is all about America. We celebrate the fact that we are getting a new President."
The little girl looks around some more and asks:
"Daddy, who are all those people in sunglasses with wires sticking out of their ears?"
Dad replies "Those are the Secret Service men and women. They protect everybody here."
The little girl looks around again and asks:
"Daddy, why is there a wall of glass around the stage?"
Dad replies "That's bulletproof glass. No one can be shot through the glass."
The little girl pauses and gets a concerned look on her face and asks:
"Who do they think President Obama is going to shoot?"