3 presidents walk into an airplane and george bush says "i love my country" (throws a quarter off plane) then george bush decides to throw 2 more because he <3 his country. abe lincoln says "i hate my country and drops a bomb"
George Bush gets off the plane and see`s a girl crying and asks him whats wrong? the girl says a quarter fell from the sky and killed my mom...lol.....he starts walking some more and sees another girl crying and asks what is wrong? this girl says a couple quarters fell from the sky and killed my parents......lol......
Abe Lincoln walks out of the plane and see`s a boy laughing he says "WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING" The boy says "i sat next to my dad and my dad farted then the neighbors house blew up!!!!!lol