A young Irish man goes to a chemist and says to the pharmacist:
"I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some protection. How much is
a pack a' them rubbers gonna cost me?"
The pharmacist responds: "A Three-pack of condoms is £4.99 including tax."
"TACKS!" the shocked Irish man says.
"Gawd all Mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?"