Purple Stick
Meades
Published
11/15/2008
Once upon a time a hundred years ago, a man was born, This mans name was Bob.
Bye the time Bob was able to speak and comprehend words, he always talked about a purple stick, when his seventh birthday came around he asked his family, “May I please have a purple stick for my birthday?"
His birthday came and went, but , he never got a purple stick. A year later on his eighth birthday, Bob asked, "Can I please have a Purple Stick for my Birthday?", His birthday came and went ,but, no purple stick. Several years passed while Bob Asked for a purple stick repeatedly, but, never did he get a purple Stick. Now Bob is 27 and Bob Demands "Family please all I want for my birthday is a purple stick".
His 28th birthday came and went, but, no purple stick.
Bob now 39 turning 40 still asking his family for a purple stick and nothing more, his birthday comes by, but no purple stick. now bob is 50, he is over the hill now, he now Pleads his family " Pleaaaaasseee all I ever wanted was a purple stick, just please let me have a purple stick and Nothing else, I have no need for a car, a hot tub, a boat I have no need for new golf clubs, new shoes and a coat all I Really Want is a Purple stick!â€.
His birthday Came and went, and, no Purple stick.
As Bob grows weaker he still only pleads for a purple stick, please on his 55th birthday, please! On his 65th birthday, PLEASE! On his 80th birthday, but never, ever, a purple stick.
Bob is now 97 and he asks his family once more “Please I am very old, The doctors only give me a few more years, will somebody, anybody give me a purple stick for my birthday?†His 98th birthday came and went, but no Purple Stick.
Here Bob lays, at 103 on his death bed, and one of his long time old friends comes to visit him, “ Hey Bobby, we lived a good life no?, Hey Bob, tell me why it is you always only ever wanted a purple stick?â€
Bob very weak, opens his eye and says “Well Fred, I always only ever wanted a purple stick because – becau’;;’ Bleh.
And then, Bob died.
Bye the time Bob was able to speak and comprehend words, he always talked about a purple stick, when his seventh birthday came around he asked his family, “May I please have a purple stick for my birthday?"
His birthday came and went, but , he never got a purple stick. A year later on his eighth birthday, Bob asked, "Can I please have a Purple Stick for my Birthday?", His birthday came and went ,but, no purple stick. Several years passed while Bob Asked for a purple stick repeatedly, but, never did he get a purple Stick. Now Bob is 27 and Bob Demands "Family please all I want for my birthday is a purple stick".
His 28th birthday came and went, but, no purple stick.
Bob now 39 turning 40 still asking his family for a purple stick and nothing more, his birthday comes by, but no purple stick. now bob is 50, he is over the hill now, he now Pleads his family " Pleaaaaasseee all I ever wanted was a purple stick, just please let me have a purple stick and Nothing else, I have no need for a car, a hot tub, a boat I have no need for new golf clubs, new shoes and a coat all I Really Want is a Purple stick!â€.
His birthday Came and went, and, no Purple stick.
As Bob grows weaker he still only pleads for a purple stick, please on his 55th birthday, please! On his 65th birthday, PLEASE! On his 80th birthday, but never, ever, a purple stick.
Bob is now 97 and he asks his family once more “Please I am very old, The doctors only give me a few more years, will somebody, anybody give me a purple stick for my birthday?†His 98th birthday came and went, but no Purple Stick.
Here Bob lays, at 103 on his death bed, and one of his long time old friends comes to visit him, “ Hey Bobby, we lived a good life no?, Hey Bob, tell me why it is you always only ever wanted a purple stick?â€
Bob very weak, opens his eye and says “Well Fred, I always only ever wanted a purple stick because – becau’;;’ Bleh.
And then, Bob died.
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