Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "i thought i told you to be quiet!" Jerry says, "Hey, i tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me, i didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, i didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?' i couldn't keep quiet any more!"deso