There once was a family of ducks, and a family of skunks. One day, the duck family had to cross the road, that mom and dad ducks left there son on the side of the road to go see if there was any cars coming. There was, and they did. Same did with the skunk family. Well, the baby duck burst into tears, and a man saw him and asked him what was the matter. The duck says, "my parents died and they didn't tell me what i was." The man looks at the duck and says, "Well, you have webbed feet, you have a beak, and your yellow, I'd say you're a duck." The skunk, too, was crying, so the man asked it what the matter was. he says the same thing as the duck. The man then says, "Well, let's see, you're black, you're white, and you smell like shit. I'd say you're a mexican."