There was a redneck who wanted a divorce, so he went to a divorce lawyer.
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REDNECK: I want one of them there dayvorces.
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LAWYER: Do you have a suit?
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REDNECK: While yea I wears it to church every sunday.
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Lawyer: NO, NO, NO, I mean do you have a case?
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REDNECK: NO, but I gots me a JOHNDEERE.'<BR>
LAWYER: NO, NO, NO, I mean do you have a grudge?
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REDNECK: While yea that's were I park my JOHNDEERE.
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LAWYER: NO, NO, NO, I mean does your wife beat you up or something?
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REDNECK: NO, we both get up at 4:30 every mornin'.
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LAWYER: NO, NO, NO, I mean is your wife a naggar?
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REDNECK: NO, but my last child was that's why I wamts me a frackin' dayvorce!