2 redneck guys and there dog are on a motorcycle.
Guy 1- Crap
Guy 2- Fuck you
Dog- Manners
On a long strech on highway Fuck you was driving 100 mph. Shit falls off and Manners jumps off to go look for him. Soon after that Fuck you gets pulled over for speeding. The officer walks up to him and says "Son, whats your name?"
"Fuck you"
"Excuse me? I asked what your name was!"
"I told you, 'Fuck you' "
"Were the hell are your manners?"
" 'bout 2 miles back lookin' for Crap"