there once was a rich man and a tramp. they were best friends since high school and would meet up a the shelter every year at christmas. the rich man said "i got my wife a ferrerri and a diamond ring".
the tramp repied "why 2 things?"
"well if she doenn't like the car she still has the ring" said the rich man. the tramp then says "i got my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo"
the rich man asks why so the tramp, with a smile, replies "well if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself!"