An old man was telling a group of college kids about his safari adventures. They all listened completely mezmorized by his stories.
"...we were all having a horrible trip."began the old man,"We hadn't seen anything for days. I sat down by a tree to take a nap, when all of a sudden a gian lion jumped out of the bushes ROOAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! Well, I just shat myself."

"Wow" said one of the kids, "I would probably shit myself too if a giant lion jumped out of the bushes and roared at me!"

"No..." replied the old man,"just now... when I said roar. I shat myself... thats uh... thats embarassing."