One night, a man, his wife and a friend decided to have dinner together. After eating they opened a couple of bottles of wine. Upon finishing the wine the friend realized it was late and he should go home, but the man insisted he stay the night because he was drunk and in no condition to drive. The friend finally agreed. However, one problem occurred; they had no guest bedroom and their couch was small and uncomfortable. So the man's wife said, "Why doesn't he just sleep with us?" The two men agreed and promptly headed for bed. A few hours after they had gone to sleep the man's wife woke his friend and said, "Hey, wanna have a good time?" The friend replied, "NO, he'll wake up". She said, "No he won't, watch". The wife reached over and pulled out one of the hairs on her husband's ass, and sure enough, nothing happened. So the wife and the man's friend screwed. (continued in 1st comment)