a year 12 student decided to bring his girlfriend home to his parents house and they went in the bedroom on the top bunk because his brother was on the bottom, so they started having sex and the guy said to her yell tomato to go harder and lettuce to change positions
so they were at it

tomato
lettuce

tomato
lettuce

tomato
lettuce
ohhhhhh!
tomato
lettuce

tomato
lettuce

tomato
lettuce

then the little brother on the bottom bunk said stop making sandwiches im getting mayonnaise all over my face.