Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook.

The first old guy said, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved
this morning, I cut my face."

The second old man said, "My hands shake so bad, that when I
trimmed my garden yesterday, I sliced all my flowers."

The third old man laughed and said, "That's nothing. My hands
shake so bad that when I took a pee yesterday, I came three
times!"