Two drunk friends went out the bar and were hungry. One of them finds a pile of mooshy stuff and tells the other... Hey dude what's this? The other one tastes it and says
-"I don't know, it tastes like chocolate"
-"Really? Let me try... No it tastes like vanilla."
-"No.. It tastes like strawberry"
-"Well I think it tastes like cookies and cream"
-"NO DUDE WAIT... I THINK THIS IS SHIT!"
-"Oh dam it is shit.. and we almost ate it all"
-"Good thing we didn't step on it tho"