Every 10 years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak 2 words. Ten years go by and it's one monk's first chance. He thinks for a second before saying, "Food Bad"

Ten years later, he says, "Bed Hard."

It's the big day, a decade later. He gives the head monk a long stare and says, "I quit."

"I'm not surprised," the head monk says. "You've been complaining ever since you got here."