A couple of Redskins fans, Bubba and Bo, are hunting in the woods in the rural south when Bo falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Bubba whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is silence, then a shot is heard. Bubba's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"