Two young women were cruising the singles' bars, but were unsuccessful at
finding a man. Finally, at the last bar in town they spotted a single
fellow sitting at the bar.
One of the girls walked over to him. "You don't look very happy," she said.
"I'm not. I've just spent fifteen years in prison."
"Fifteen years! What for?"
"I beat my wife unconscious with a baseball bat, then threw her into a wood chipper."
Nodding, the girl looked back at her friend and yells, "He's single!"