Sister Of St Francis' House Of Prostitution
bullseyerock
Published
02/19/2009
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when
he notices a
sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives
on without
second thought....
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real
and drives
past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the
drive. On the far
side of the parking lot is a stone building with a
small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is
answered by a nun in
a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for
you my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and
was interested in possibly doing business...."
"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led
through many winding
passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a
closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this
door."
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin
cup answers the
door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the
cup then go through
the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and
slips through the
door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking
lot facing
another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
he notices a
sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives
on without
second thought....
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real
and drives
past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the
drive. On the far
side of the parking lot is a stone building with a
small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is
answered by a nun in
a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for
you my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and
was interested in possibly doing business...."
"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led
through many winding
passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a
closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this
door."
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin
cup answers the
door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the
cup then go through
the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and
slips through the
door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking
lot facing
another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
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