The Pope, a boyscout, and
the smartest ***** in the world are on an
airplane. The engines fail, the plane starts
going down, and there is only 2 parachutes.
The smartest ***** in the world says,
"Due to my extraordinarily high
intelligence, I believe it is imperative
that I survive and continue to show my
people the path to greatness." He grabs
a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The
Pope tells the boyscout, "I am an old
man and I am ready to meet God, so you may
use the remaining parachute, my son."
The boyscout replies, "No, that's cool
Pope, we both have parachutes because that
***** just jumped out of the plane with my
backpack."