An old man with a long white beard reaches the golden gates of heaven, asking to enter..
"Before i let you in", St. Peter says," you must tell me your name"..
The old man replies:" I dont remember my name, but i remember 3 things:
" I was a carpenter on Earth, I had a very famous son, and I've been lost trying to get to heaven for a long,long time..."
After a brief pause St. Peter jumps up n down with excitement, and guides the old man into heaven's waiting room.
As the old man sits snuggly into one of the sofas, St. Peter races down the hall and starts banging into Jesus's door
"What is it now", Jesus asks
"Jesus, your earthly father Joseph had finally arrived to heaven!!!"
"How do you know is my earthly father for sure?", Jesus asks St. Peter,
"Simply because of the 3 things he told me..he's been lost for a long time, he was a carpenter, and he had a famous son, YOU!!!"
After hearing this, Jesus races down the hall unable to contain his happiness, and opens the waiting room's door and screams:
"Daddy!!!!!"
And the old man answers back: PINOCCHIO!!!!"