A woman was making last minute preparations for a gala dinner she and her husband were throwing at their new malibu beach house when she realized she had forgotten to purchase escargots. "Will you run down the beach and grab some snails?" she asked. Her husband took a pail and started walking down the shore. Before long he noticed a beautiful bikini-clad woman strolling in his direction. Much to his surprise she stopped and began talking to him. Eventually their conversation turned personal and they ended up back at her place having crazy sex and afterward her fell deep asleep. He awoke at 7 am and threw his clothes on. He sprinted down the shore with his bucket of snails. When he got to his house he flew up the stairs two at a time and tripped. The snails went flying all over the porch. His enraged wife opens the door and sees her husband. He looks down at the snails then his wife then back down to the snails. "Come on, guys," he gasped "We're almost there."