A man, reaching the age of 65 plus a few months, went to apply for social security. After waiting in line a long time, he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but seemed to have left his wallet at home, and that he would have to go home and come back later."

The woman said to him, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opened his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and processed the social security application.

When he got home, he couldn't wait to tell his wife about the experience at the social security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have gotten disability too."