An attractive woman goes to a pub in a rural tavern. She gestures several times to the bar tender, but he ignores her. She disappears for several minute, returns to the bar, and blows him a kiss. This time he rushes over.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face.

"Actually, no", the bartender smiles.

"Can you get him for me?" she asks, running her hands through his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," the bartender sighs. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him this message," she continues, popping a couple of her fingers in his mouth allowing him to suck them gently.

"mmm, what should I tell him, sweetheart?" he manages to ask.

"Tell him that there's no toilet paper in the ladies room!!"