A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye... It reads:"SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES,"
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought... Soon he sees another sign which reads:
"SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES." Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
"SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT!" His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:"SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS." He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,'What may we do for you my son?' He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business..'
'Very well my son.