Man goes into a bar has a few beers with his friends, says "Guys I'll be right back I gotta piss"

Walks down the hall and goes into the restroom.

As he is pissing he notices the man at the urinal right next to him and says "Oh my fucking god your a leprechaun aren't you?"

Leprechaun responds, "Why yes I am me lad, and for noticing I have to grant you 3 wishes."

Man is going ape shits and banana's about his new discovery, and says "Ok ok ok, for my first wish I want 1 billion dollars in my bank account."

Leprechaun snaps his fingers and says "Its in your bank account, now for your second wish?"

Man replies "Oh my god I can't believe my luck, for my second wish I want 6 beautiful women waiting on me for when I get home tonight."

Leprechaun snaps his fingers again, "They be waiting on you for when you get home, now whats the third and final wish you be wishing for?"

Man gets so ecstatic he finall